
You are Willy Wonka,
and I got the golden TICKET.
Breaking Bad Season 2, Episode 3

Next time I get pulled over
for a speeding TICKET,
The Big Bang Theory Season 7, Episode 19

...the grade-school science project that
could be my TICKET to the Nobel Prize.
The Big Bang Theory Season 6, Episode 3

...and I get a TICKET
for launching a rocket in the park.
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 12

It doesn't matter, they'll find a reason to
give me a one-way TICKET to Gandhiville.
The Big Bang Theory Season 4, Episode 7